AND THE NEW YEAR BEGINS....... You need to be rocking a Croydon Facelift like now......

The New Year went off with a wham, bam, thank you mam... And how was your hair???? I hope to god you were rockin a Croydon Facelift aka High Ponytail (with poker straight hair of course). This is THE way for you chics out there to be wearing your hair this season. And with the right Blush contouring your cheeks, you will look just as 80's gorgeous as my model LADY here. She loves it. She rocks it. And LADY sure knows how to have a good time...

Just try not to get too Croydon on me and think you can 'Whip that hair' in peoples faces. Especially not in ROSS JENKINS face, he will grab it. BANG

LILY COLE NO LONGER GINGER...

I know this isnt super hot to-date news, as she debuted her new look last week, BUT the reason of my late conversation is that Im too shocked and slightly disgusted. At first I hoped it was a wig, and then I hoped it was a bad dream... But a week later, its still there....

NO LILY NO. Your Ginger and your bloody beautiful. Your looking too 'EMO Teenage' darling, not 'SUPER HOT GINGER MODEL'. DARLING

Please fix it.... PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.

I can understand why you took the image change but its just not right. Dont make me say CHERYL COLE. I hope you both dont have the same colourist, as its strangly a coincidence that you have the same surname and both have bad bad hair.

HOW MUCH???? FOR A WASH AND SET?

If only more salons took up this practice as correct protocol with dealing with unfortunate situations...

STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF.........

TERRY RICHIARDSON FULLSTOP TOM FORD FULLSTOP KISSING FUCKING FULLSTOP

MOMMIE DEAREST...

Now we all know that Joan Crawford was of another diamondly level, and I would not want to promote vicious abuse of any kind, BUT I cant but love this clip of her biographical movie Mommie Dearest played by the fabulous Faye Dunaway. It is equally as amazing as it is disturbing... All with a bit of Mamma Mia thrown in too...

Try not to laugh, I dare you....

BRITISH HAIRDRESSING AWARDS

So last night was the final of the BHAs at Grosvenor House in London. And surprisingly the results are actually fantastic! Lots of new names dominate the winners list, which gives me lots of faith that the competition isn't a fix as it generally seems. And especially fascinating is that HOB only took home 1 award where they have dominated the competition for the past 2 years. Toni and Guy unsurprisingly won 2 awards, Sean Hanna won the London prize, and Angelo Seminara won the covetable British Hairdresser of the year. Gives me lots of faith that there is a chance in this competition after all.

So fingers crossed for next year huh?

'SOMEONE LIKE YOU', YOU SAID..

Oh Adele, I know your great and can sing, but this is something else. I have not stopped listening to this clip all week and thought I just had to share the love. Her vocals and the track are all spine tinglingly amazing. And I must say that Im quite enjoying the semi-bouffant casual pony tail. Its just enough without looking overdone. Id like to think she may have even done it herself, but probably not. I must also add her makeup is perfect for such a performance of vocal art. Her eyeshadow is frosted and smokey without looking whorish (go for satin taupe MAC eyeshadow at home kids, its GORGE), and big false lashes with soft peachy lips. JUST ENOUGH.

Im predicting an amazing 2nd album for you girl. I cant wait. Keep up the good work.