MY TOP TEN....

This is Abbie Disco (and Lizzie of course). She is soooo amazing and in my top ten favourite people of all time. She sees the world through my eyes. A world of reflective surfaces and diamonds. A truly fabulous individual with big bouncy hair,

DIAMONDS I say, DIAMONDS.......

Please check out her ace blog too. REBEL REBEL

COIFFURE CULTURE LOVES YOU ABBIE DISCO

I FOUND IT!!!

Now if after reading my last blog entry you woke up to the realisation that you dont have the perfect blush to contour that jawline with, then dont worry. I FOUND IT!!!!

The perfect contouring blush from ILLAMASQUA called RUMOUR. This is Creative Director Alex Box' favourite contouring blush for its pale peachy skin tone that is perfect to get you through this coming seasons trends. It looks invisible although its not. I think its PERFECT. And whats better is its 50% off at the moment on the ILLAMASQUA online store. 

GET IT NOW!!!!!!!

BLUSH IT BITCH!!!!!

Autumn makeup trends are all focused on BLUSH baby!!!! Thank god!!! Finally my favourite aspect of makeup. There is nothing like sucking those cheeks in and blushing your way back to the 80's. Woo hoo THE SUCK is back!!!!!!

Think fabulous
Think 'simply irresistable'
Think contoured
Think power
Think beauty
Think DIAMONDS

Take a nude peachy tone and contour heavily to reveal a jawline so gorgeous, even the trannie on your local corner singing for change (thanks Crystel) will be JEALOUS.

INCASE YOU DIDNT KNOW, ROBYN IS AMAZING

YES Robyn is swedish

YES Robyn is amazing

YES Robyn makes the best electro pop music

YES Robyn has super amazing hair

YES You should show your support and download all her music now

YES You should cut and color your hair exactly like hers

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ps the above song is my favourite track at the moment, apart from kylie and scissor sisters of course!)

WHEN DISGUSTING HAIR HAPPENS TO HOT PEOPLE..... AGAIN

OH NO BRITNEY.....

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD EXTENSIONS........

ITS BRITNEY BITCH.

ITS MY PARTY AND ILL DRINK CHAMPAGNE IF I WANT TO.....

THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AT THE LAUNCH.......

PHOTOGRAPHY OLIVIA ESTEBANEZ

DIAMONDS DARLING.....

DIAMONDS DIAMONDS DIAMONDS DIAMONDS DIAMONDS DIAMONDS DIAMONDS 

Here are the stunning models from the launch of Mowgli Lifestyle last week. Dont the just look GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GORGEOUS?????

Many thanks to ELAUAN for booking the models and styling them so fabulously. 

More thanks to OLIVIA ESTEBANEZ for taking amazing pictures of the night.

Even more thanks to Lisa, Joe and myself at MOWGLI LIFESTYLE for the huuuuge hair.

And finally thanks to ME for the makeup.

OH NO LINDSAY

Looking at her amazing portfolio of mug shots, we can only come to one conclusion. Babe, you have way too much fake tan on and you look shit blonde.

I really think you need to have this time out...... I wonder if there are any mirrors in her cell? She needs to see what she is supposed to look like once the layers of orangeness have faded away.

And Lindsay, whoever told you your lips were lovely nice and plump, they were lying.

BUT remain strong Lindsay. I love you and so many more out there do too.

PS I hope you can handle the cell time, I know I wouldnt.... Lets just hope it doesnt lead to worse things when she gets out.

WHEN DISGUSTING HAIR HAPPENS TO HOT PEOPLE.....

FROM THIS..... WITH THANKS TO TERRY RICHIARDSON

ITS GOOD.

TO THIS... OH NO MAYBE YOU SHOULD COVER YOUR EYES.

ABSOLUTELY GROSS.... NO JARED NO.... ITS SHIT. 

JUST BECAUSE....

LONG. GINGER. HAIR. LOVE.

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT

THE O

The new heated roller system from Cloud Nine (the original creator of GHD) that has changed my hairdressing world. It charges up special velcro rollers within 4 seconds to heat up and make hair DIAMOND worthy.

I cant say anymore... Check it out at CLOUDNINE.

Get one now, before you die.

LAUNCH

I survived the launch of Mowgli Lifestyle Salon & Spa. Just.....

There were models, goodie bags, booze, booze and more booze.

Pictures up soon.

THIS SILENCE IS DEADLY....

It has been too long since my last post.. This week has been monstous.

But please dont fear, you will be with bombarded with too much COIFFURE you can handle very soon.

Until then.....

AND THE WORLD CUP GOES TO........

SPAIN!!!!

Wow Congratulations...... Now with the $30 million US dollars or whatever the ridiculous amount you won was, would you please get Carles Puyol a bloody proper haircut!!!!! Or at least get some blonde highlights and accept the fact your trying to be in an 80's metal band. Gross.

Im disgusted..... No really, I am.

YOUR SO FASHION.....

This little video popped up of my darling fashion designer husband, Ross Jenkins and his side kick Gwen aka Gash. Its absolutely halarious. These two are so fashion.....

Watch out for the cameo I make..... WOW


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LEZLO SERVES TIME..... and so does her hair

So Lindsay or Lezlo as I still prefer to call her, is on her way to serve some jail time. 

OH LINDSANITY when will you learn???

I personally believe it all started going downhill when she tried to conceal her Gingerness. When she let her Ginger hair be free and fabulous, she was quite simply fabulous. And when she went blonde, it was all over. Go back to your roots darl, and find yourself again. 

Apparently she is not allowed hair extensions and cosmetics in jail. So with this in mind, Lindsay I order you to give your hair the time off it needs, let your ginger be free, and stop taking so many damn drugs!!!!

I still love you girl. 

This is for all the gingerlovin lohan lovers out there!!!!

I BEWEAVE SALON

WOO HOO

AMAZEBALLS

VA VA VOOM......

THE PAMMY LOOK IS BACK IN. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST PEOPLE.

Personally I dont really think it ever went out. Lets face it, Pammy is like no other. She is soooo sexy she makes me squirm, and come on, all that big blonde hair and lipliner..... Whats not to love. 

More then ever are women around the globe going for a touch of Pammy. Whether they admit it or not, they are all big busted, sexed up vixens at heart.

Check out the article below from The LA Times, with a step by step guide on how to achieve the GLAMOUR look. 

CLICK HERE

Pammy, I love you from the bottom of my heart. And dont worry, those sex tapes just made me love you more. 

DIAMONDS FOREVER.......

JUST BECAUSE....

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Having stumbled upon this website, Im sure it will bring you as much enjoyment as it has me.

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ROCK IT BITCHES